My LBS owner likes to hide penises on your bike every time you bring your bike in. Sometimes people never find them. This one took me 3 weeks to discover. : r/bicycling
Oxford teen's penis 'degloved' by his bike's handlebars in freak crash - doctors urge ensuring bars have grips to avoid similar cases | road.cc
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